Tell your posse to get a car

You know that really annoying commercial with the catchy tune?  For Free Credit Report "Dot Com"?  I can't stand his whining about how, while riding with him in his "used subcompact" car his "posse" is getting laughed at.... Why can't someone else in his posse get a car?  Did they all fail to call for a free credit report and wind up with stolen identities?  Apparently they can't get cars themselves.  Shouldn't these losers be grateful to have a friend who has a car, even if it is a "used subcompact"?  Maybe they should take a look at their lives and decide whether it's worth it to whine about the vinyl sticking to the backs of their legs and the derisive laughter of the women they'd like to date.  Sounds to me as though they have bigger problems...